Best Kannada jokes

Below Given Kannada Jokes are some of the best ever Jokes in Kannada and Highest shared jokes on Whatsapp / Sms / Facebook / All over Internet


*Sardhar Gaganasakiyobbala edhe edheya melina naamapalaka odhidha.Teena(Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air HostessSardar:Adhu thumba muddhadha hesaru (That's cute name.)
Eradaneyadhakke heasru ittilva? (DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya)(You have not named the other one??)


*Ibbaru sardarjigalu ATM nalli dhuddhu tegeyalu hodharu.(Two sardharji's went inside ATM to draw money). Modhala sardharji PIN enter maadidha(1st sardhaarji entered the PIN)1st sardharji:Yenu helu? (Whats that?)
2nd sardharji:  Adhu "****"alva?(It was" ****" is it?)
1st sardharji:Alla adhu 5729 (No it was 5729)

*Eradu Jiralegalu Aspathreyalli Akkapakkadalli Dhakaladhavu(2 Cockroaches Admitted Side By Side In A Hospital In An ICU.!)
1st: Yen Maga, Baygon Spray Na.?(What dude, Baygon Spray?)
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2nd: Alla Maga, Parke Yetu..!!:-)(No dude, Broom Hit)


*Old Mosquito(Solle): Namma Kaladalli Ondu Drop Rakta Heerodu estu Kashta Ittu Gotta?(In our times It was very difficult to suck blood)
Young Mosquito: Yake Thaatha(Why thatha?)
Old Mosquito: Aaga HUDGEERU Mai Tumba Batte Hakthidru kanappa(At those times Girls were wearing Full clothes)


*Obba English Manushya Bengaloorige bandhu ondhu thingalu iddhu, Hoguva munche Eradu vakyagalannu kalitha(An englishmen came 2 bangalore n stayed for 1 month. He learnt 2 lines of kannada before going)
1. Sadya current bantu!(Ohh, Current came!)
2. Chey avanajji matte hoitu!(Shut, His grandmother , Again went)


Kannada Jokes

Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu
1. iruvege kiss kododu
2. aanena ettikollodu
3. sollege chaddi haakodu
4. kolige lipstick haakodu
5. Nimma message ge kaayodu


Appa hosa robot tanda Adu sullu heldre kapalakke hoditittu.
DAD- yaak late?
SON- xtra cls.
Robot slapd d son.
S- movie.
D- yawdu?
S- Bala ganesha.
Robt slapd agn.
S- aparupada ratrigalu!
D- iv nvr seen such films.
Robot slapd dad.
MOM- sul heltane. yest adru nim maga aalwa!?
Robot slapd d mother!


Obba Idli maroke ladies bogige hogtane,
avarella avanna hodedu kalistare yake?
Baddimaga yaarigidli anta kelodaa?


Constable: Sir ninne jailnali khaidigalu RAMAYANA NATAKA madtidru
Jailor: So what?
Cnstbl: Hanumanta SANJEEVINI taroke compound haridavnu innu bandilla!


Girl : Devare nanage olle budditanth gandanna kodappa!
God : Manege hogu magale buddivantaru maduveyaguvudilla !


Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu
Wife-bekku hege satthoytu?
Sar-belige bekkige snana madisde.
Wife-snana madisdre sattoguta?
Sar-illa, bega dry agli anta HINDIBITTE.


Love madi marriage adre nimge sigodu nim lover.. Aadre... Aarrange marriage aadre!. Nimage sigodu bereyavra Lover this is 100% true


Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti.
Ajji: tagolappa nooru rupayi.
Cdoctr: chilre ilwa mathyake bandri.
Ajji: ninna hatra chilre ilwenappa?
Codctr: illa ajji.
Ajji: matte ninyake bus hattidiya? modalu neenu kelagili.

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Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..

Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!


sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-

obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
Exam Pass adre
Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…


What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
2 Cockroaches Admitted Side By Side In A Hospital In An ICU.! 1st: Yen Maga, Baygon Spray Na.? . . . . . . 2nd: Alla Maga, Parke Yetu..!!:-) 

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